peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

just-shower-thoughts:

If we have only discovered 2085 planets and we have very roughly estimated their are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 exoplanets in the observable universe. Then disregarding any extraterrestrial life now would be like taking a tiny step in gigantic forest and saying “well there’s nothing in here”

canisbeta:

happy valentines day to dogs. i love you

roastgrief:

No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war

strangeparker:

butts are nice